The note read: “Biryani Hyderabadi style me hona, biryani ke naam pe pulao nakko bhejo, Allah ke wasta hai. Double masala, double gosht, behtreen biryani hona, khaye toh Charminar ki yaad aajana. Ek dum fresh hona, baasi nakko bhejo. Aapku rakho, aapku aur khoob tarakki do. Aur ek baat, agar taste achha nai dikha toh paise wapas, pehle bolru mai. Quantity acchi rakhi, hamare paas bhukkada hai sab.” (The biryani must be authentic Hyderabadi style. Please don’t send pulao in the name of biryani, for God’s sake. Make it extra spicy with double the masala and double the meat. It should be so good that it reminds us of Charminar. It must be absolutely fresh, don’t send stale food. May God bless you and grant you great success. One more thing: if the taste isn’t good, I want my money back, I’m saying this in advance. Also, make sure the quantity is generous; everyone here is a big foodie.)
