If this is the first time you’re seeing Messi’s pizza order, let us thrown in the Argentinean lore so as to help you make a little more sense of the GOAT. Firstly, it makes complete sense that this is how Messi eats his pizza. It feels like as much of an odd choice that actor Cillian Murphy would make, who in the meme world, is Messi’s Hollywood counterpart – greatest at what they do, social skills optional. Secondly, the no frills layering on Messi’s pizza is actually a healthy spin on the Pizza Canchera, an Argentinian delicacy. Now don’t get us wrong, Argentinians too enjoy their pizza, decked with sauce, cheese and toppings just like the rest of the world. The Canchera however is the ‘poor man’s pizza’, made of a thin but spongy crust, thick tomato sauce, and no cheese.
You Wouldn't Survive Lionel Messi's Pizza Order
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- Post published:June 26, 2026
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